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Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Budgie




Traffic passes by
Had a budgie but it died
Why, oh why, oh why??

haiku thursday

Proliferation
This place used to be alive
The first part is gone

Thursday, January 29, 2009

h-cu

yes I remembered
almost forgot about it
I have good mem'ry

Thursday, January 22, 2009

same day, different week

memorization
it's only a little oath
memorization

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, is that you?

What is today, sir
There are seven days a week
All the same to me

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Does Anyone but Me and Adam Do This Anymore?

But I don't got time
for silly chitter-chatter.
Cat, good as ever.

Haiku O' Tags

Mom plays Nintendo (False)
Stupid unicorns drink booze (All unicorns drink booze)
RIP Rick James (I poked him; he was dead.)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Baxter


Little gentleman
Miniature Buddha with hair
...Scotch, my friend Baxter









Haikus Ain't Sh... but syllables and lines



Mandatory books.
Why, oh why? We don't need no
education, right?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

XMAS HIGH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy Jesus Day
Feliz Navidad a ti
Santa came Hooray!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Emo-ku

Toss the flower in
Watch it float down the river
Farewell, sweet lover

Thursday the Day That I Write a Haiku and Post It On the Internet


One more day of work
Off to California
and out of the cold

Not my tree


City hates the trees
They hate taking care of them
Why do I have to

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Mozzarella Attempt



Mozzarella cheese
Coagulation falls short
More like Ricotta

Guess who's back


O how I love thee
Distracting me from my work
Ode to internet

haiku time

did the haikus stop?
where did the haikus go to?
well mine is right here.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

I'm sleeping


Turkey, turkey, yum
Take a tryptophan nap now
Not really, I'm drunk

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Birds




Eagle has landed
I would rather a falcon
Chickens have talons


My little pumpkinhead


Today is the day
We bring Abby to SacTown
She will be just fine

Friday, November 14, 2008

get some

Thanks for the back-up baby no one else put up foul shots. Get some you, no one will put up stats like you.

Haiku a day late and a dollar short

Kelly is the best
no one can detest what she
says is important