CHANGE

(Excerpt from Obama's inaugural address)

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I'd like to thank all of my supporters.

Especially the 43 unemployed people who collectively donated

$2.15 million to help throw this party.

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So far we have raised $24,8 million.

Wow! We sure are going to have a party.

Crystal for everyone.

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Oh Yea. For you homeless people living on the street.

Too bad. As the party of Change you should know that

you only get change when you pay.

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http://www.pic2009.org/page/content/donors/

For the full list

Swearing in on an Homosexual Atheist's Bible?

No one will take my right to breastfeed in public away NSFW

Our financial crisis explained by Dogbert (fairly accurately might I add)

In your face

hmmmmmm

Pack it up boys, you're going home

What?

Wait.. You're telling me this is a fake?

..... but it seems so real. Let's just call it real. HOORAY! It's OVER!

A less skewed view of Proposition 8

If liberalism is a mental disorder, than this is exhibit A. The current election has brought people’s emotions to the ballot box. Liberals and conservatives are fighting for their respective views by voting. There have been heated debates, and rampant disagreements, but this is natural in a voting season. What is not natural is taking your passion that one step further and encroaching upon people’s personal property or feelings and committing a heinous heartless act. Why is it that the person to crack and resort to mischief under the cover of night, is the same person that calls themselves open minded and loving of all?

This election harbors an issue, actually a non-issue, that has brought historic amounts of monies in support and disagreement. It is basically a ploy for the government to enter into the church business. Don’t get me wrong, I hold no hatred towards same sex couples. I believe that if they love one another and are willing to spend their lives together, then so be it. I just think that this “right” to be married is a polluted script written by legislature in an attack on the churches that hold this sacrament as a holy belief. Why is the government espousing moral rhetoric? There has to be a better way to facilitate a productive life for all citizens of California, and the United States for that matter.

Since our population is changing and we are experiencing more and more same sex couples, the law and tradition must change, not the religious belief. What is wrong with the state recognizing the union of two individuals, man or woman? We only need the state to recognize that we are together and legally bound. The church is where we go to recognize our union to our respective faiths and deities by petitioning a marriage. The separation should remain as such. This would make the marriage process twofold, one part legal and one part spiritual, but so be it. If your church or spiritual organization is willing to let your union be recognized in their faith or belief system through marriage, then who are some slimy politicians to tell you the wiser. The entrance of the word marriage on capitol hill conveys the presence of religion. My morals are not dictated by my government.

When I have a problem spiritually, I do not get on my knees and pray to Arnold. I look to God. However, if I have a problem with the state of repair that our streets are in, or if I think that the budget leans to far in favor of police and fire unions, or even if I think our current foreign policy resembles a zit faced pet store employee introducing a snake into an aquarium of feeding rats, my government is the entity in which I turn. When morals enter the government, hatred is bred. This sign (pictured above) is evidence of the twisted church that the government has become. Vote yes on Proposition 8 and fight for a better solution that will benefit all citizens rather than condemning some.

Seriously?

Twas the Night Before the Election

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Jim Crow laws for the Trick or Treaters?

Halloween. The holiday in which young children get dressed up and trick or treat through their neighborhoods. That is unless your neighborhood has crappy candy. “Let’s go to the rich people’s neighborhood and pillage their community of all the decent candy.” This seems to be the motive behind the bus loads of kids that are brought from less fortunate, or just crappy neighborhoods, to the communities of the haves. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate kids. The kids are not the facilitators of this heinous un-American act. It is the parents and community leaders of the neighborhoods that enable these children.

Think of it this way, Halloween is a community event. It is a time in which the children that you normally see playing out in the street, or riding their bike, or playing hide and go seek, show up at your house dressed as the Jonas brothers and beg for candy. This is what strengthens the fabric of a community. There is nothing worse than opening the door to a mildly costumed 14 year old non English speaking adolescent that is foreign to your neighborhood and doesn’t even have a candy bag. The transaction is more reminiscent of communion during a Catholic mass with the teeny bopping latino and their cupped hands. I feel sorry for the poor kids, so I don’t break their spirit by denying them the candy. I do have a heart. What this is to me is a wake up call to city hall that our neighborhood strengthening initiative is not working.

What is the solution? Get out and say hi to the weird guy across the street that used to live with his mother until she died and left him the house. Talk to the long haired teens that live two doors down, or create a waving relationship with the older retired couple across the street. In essence, what I am saying is that as Americans we need to become more local while living globally. We know more gossip about the couple that is currently separated and the wife got to keep the house while the husband must rent a cheap 2 bedroom on the other side of town, than we know the people enough to say hi followed by their name. Take the bull by the horns and start with the sheepish wave. That sheepish wave is the first step into making the world a better place.

The family unit is so up on the politics

The Red Sox did it, so it could be possible

So I have been tossing around this new incentive program for attendance at the office here at Pinasco Mechanical. My advertising department, me, came up with a rather historical motivational piece that I figured I would share with the phamily. I do have to commend the US Government for really keeping it classy while stern at the same time. If you too enjoy the stereotyping of the world to hornswaggle public opinion then you can find more at McCain.com. If you just like good old fashioned racially fueled, historical propaganda pieces, head on over to Propaganda for the Soul