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I AM PLAYING HIDE & SEEK IN THIS VAMOUS PLACE

DON'T GO RRUSSHING AROUND TO FIND ME. TAKE YOURR TIME

same day, different week

memorization
it's only a little oath
memorization

Inauguration Speech

This was the rough draft of President Obama's inauguration speech that he created with this speech generator.

My fellow Americans, today is a orange day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "bike", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually eat.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces tired and stinky challenges like never before. Our economy is relieved. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for hot dogs. Our healthcare system is smart. If your ankle is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a basketball player. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a box pebble. But boozing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Stockton.

Finally, I must thank my white family, my painful campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Abby for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of flexing the American people. Without your poopy efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Shark Surfing

It's the hottest new extreme sport.

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SHE IS AT TOP LEVEL A MEETING
AT A.C.M.E. HEADQUARTERS

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If you don't get this one

You need to be run over by a tank

Thursday, is that you?

What is today, sir
There are seven days a week
All the same to me

Does Anyone but Me and Adam Do This Anymore?

But I don't got time
for silly chitter-chatter.
Cat, good as ever.

Haiku O' Tags

Mom plays Nintendo (False)
Stupid unicorns drink booze (All unicorns drink booze)
RIP Rick James (I poked him; he was dead.)

He so got laid after this game

Raise a glass in your best Wally wear

Alfred Shaheen, inventor of the Hawaiian shirt, has passed away. He was 86. I advise all who love the obnoxious nature of the obscenely colorful and strangely flower printed garments to rock the s*** out of your best shirt this weekend in honor of the man who made it possible.

Holy S***, let's all go out and buy one.

Baxter

Little gentleman

Miniature Buddha with hair

...Scotch, my friend Baxter

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IN THIS EPISODE ABBY HAS TO GET A LITTLE WET TO MAKE HER JOURNEY

WE HOPE YOU CAN UNLOCK THE CLUE TO THIS WEEK'S LOCATION

Haikus Ain't Sh... but syllables and lines

Mandatory books.
Why, oh why? We don't need no
education, right?