As I was out on my morning walk with Abby and Rocket, I had cause to wonder: what makes a perfectly fine, rap music listing gentleman honk (because that's what gents do) at lady with a baby stroller and dog and then ask if he can give her his number? Much to his disappointment, I told him no, because I was married, and he replied that my husband sure is a lucky man (hear that Andy!!) I wonder what made him think I was available, the baby stroller or the dog? Definitely the stroller!
5 comments:
You have to respect the fact that this gentleman comes from a different culture. In his culture, the baby stroller signifies an available female, because their mating rituals indicate that the male should leave the female shortly after he detects the scent of newly conceived offspring.
Well put Adam. Heather is clearly not very street.
I'm guessing you're omitting some sort of "totally awesome" pheremone, the same kind that caused the biker to crash his motercycle whilst staring at your pregnant body.
and yes, I spelled moter wrong. sue me.
Kel, I think you nailed it. I must omit a totally awesome pheromone. Because I am actually totally awesome! Perhaps I need to wear a caution sign on my butt.
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