Raise a glass in your best Wally wear

Alfred Shaheen, inventor of the Hawaiian shirt, has passed away. He was 86. I advise all who love the obnoxious nature of the obscenely colorful and strangely flower printed garments to rock the s*** out of your best shirt this weekend in honor of the man who made it possible.

Holy S***, let's all go out and buy one.

I want this

Gettin' that Ay-Rab monay

Attention Heather and Kelly

Click the picture for a normal size persons view of the revolutionary input device.

Finally a keyboard that you can understand.

Click here to obtain one of these snazzy devices from the manufacturer. Yes they are real.

Chingy da Ching

Draw a piggy get your personality test

Above is a wicked nasty cool pig that I drew on the web. Below is a link to a fairly accurate personality test. I say fairly accurate because it only said that I was awesome, not totally freakin' radical like I know I am.

Piggy Personality

Teenage mutant ninja puppy

For more awesome, believe me this is a new level, pictures follow the link.

Creative Dog Grooming

Did someone paint a dancing Grateful Bear (I don't know why I capitalized that) on a poodle. They stole my idea for a well thought out ankle tattoo that never happened. **sigh of relief**

Sweet Free Fonts

For those of us who may be working on a website, and perchance looking for neat fonts, here's a link to a few awesome free fonts.

You're welcome.

Fonty Fontington

Two Legged Dog

I saw Faith the bipedal dog on Montel today and was absolutely amazed. To learn more about Faith, see her website at http://www.faiththedog.net/



Also, see the 2 legged goat.



And my personal favorite, the 2 legged horse.

OPENING CEREMONY VENU

I have it on pretty good authority that this will be the site for the opening ceremonies of the 2009 Beer Olympics. I don't know where the flags of the participating nations will be, but is is nice to see a large field for the parade of atheletes.

Gettin' Jiggy wit' it

In my other life as a beat maker, I make beats. Fortunately for me I can find my rhythm anywhere in the world thanks to this site and sweet JS-909 drum machine. Oh, I
can see many nights making beats and rhymin' about the street. Click on the sweet drum machine below and begin to make magic. Holla.

For those of you that love flash games

Super effing bad ass flash games

World's most accurate pie chart

Infamous RBI Baseball Bunt Homerun

We, as in Josh and myself, have heard lore of the elusive bunt homerun in RBI Baseball. Some good samaritan, I am assuming this person is from Samaria, has posted his bunt homerun for all to see. For those of us that are wondering what the eff this is making the blog for, let me break it down to you this way. This snippet of video gamedom is the equivalent of when the Cubs actually win the World Series, or a Jimmy Chue shoe sale, even eclipses the moment Obama accepted victory. It is that special. Pleased to enjoy. And the crowd flashes everywhere.

**BREAKING NEWS**

IBOC (International Beer Olympic Committee) met this weekend to hold talks about the progression of the Beer Olympics and unveil the site of the 2009 Games. The home of the interracial star crossed lovers Andy of the Eastern Seas and Heather of Antarctica has been chosen as the site of the 2009 Games. The directors of the committee then met at an undisclosed neutral location and attempted to hash out details of events that will be held and a general set of rules. New to the Games this year will be the presence of a website to reach out to our world community. The domain beerolympiad.com has been secured. More to follow. Enjoy yourself and hope to see you at the Games.

Republicans will always have math

Here is a site that has possibly stolen Big Larry's thunder with the aforementioned and ever elusive Math Monday. See if you can even get one answer right. I might be drunk right now, but these problems will cause you to actually think. I thought the internet was all about stealing people's content while taking credit for it. Enjoy if you like to be challenged by the modern marvel of mathematics.

Insanely crazy difficult math site

A picture is worth 44 presidents

Manhattan has stepped into the new century

Finally, one can expect to go out without having to air out their clothes and wash their hair 15 times to rid themselves of cigarette smoke. That's right, Manhappenin' Kansas passed a smoking ban in restaurants, drinking establishments, and even parking lots near the aforementioned locations. It makes me want to run outside and scream to the rolling hilltops "thank you for letting me breathe in a bar!" but then I would freeze to death, so I'm just going to blog it. Happy to hear it passed despite such a smear campaign it got around the town. Including, but not limited to, signs claiming the "Nazi's took away the right to smoke, do you really want to be like them?" I was glad to see the general population of food and beverage purveyors were so anxious to keep the carcinogens in their bar. Take that, bars!

Cole can haz cheeseburger