We are officially in Recession

Hot Dog Animals

I often sit up late and night and think to myself, "Self, how can I make animals out of hot dogs?" It is quite ironic since hot dogs are made out of animals and I want to turn them back into animals, albeit in a miniature form. I digress.

Fortunately, the folks at Nippon Ham also have the calling for making meat animals. In just four easy steps, you too can make a hot dog elephant, or one of many different animals. Nippon Ham is a great site for the kids. It's whimsical, educational, and reaffirms my belief that cured meats enrich our lives.

Work-Walking

If some of us spent all of our web time on a treadmill desk we would be world class runners. Or at least be well under 2 hours for the half marathon. This invention should erridcate obesity among video game geeks and others in generation 2.0.

I'm glad my anesthesiologist was not work-walking when she doped me up. It is a freaky thing to do.

I may purchase one however, since I can lose 57 pounds in one year, which is only a few pounds short of the 65 pounds I have volunteered to lose for my high school reunion next month. I may have to add an incline to reach my goal.

Pepsi White

I just can't decide if I want soda or yogurt. How about both?

Is this one of your students?

And by the way, he's 7. Our amazing youth:





It's fun to do bad things. And drive into a car.

Douche bag no longer needed

In my constant search of a product that will finally make me feel fresh down there I stumbled upon this gem. I should have known that the Canadians were the people to go to. With their strict adherence to the “We will speak French even though France is across the Atlantic ocean and our neighbors to the south are the largest economy in the world and happen to speak English” rule, I should have known that their allegiance to the stinky French was code that they stink too. Their power douche product is strong enough to take care of a problem the size of Three Mile Island going on down there. This is awesome.

I will take two. Thank you Canada.