In my constant search of a product that will finally make me feel fresh down there I stumbled upon this gem. I should have known that the Canadians were the people to go to. With their strict adherence to the “We will speak French even though France is across the Atlantic ocean and our neighbors to the south are the largest economy in the world and happen to speak English” rule, I should have known that their allegiance to the stinky French was code that they stink too. Their power douche product is strong enough to take care of a problem the size of Three Mile Island going on down there. This is awesome.
I will take two. Thank you Canada.
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