Cat Painting

Rock Cats

Hello from the Rock Cats concert.

Holy S***, let's all go out and buy one.

No one will take my right to breastfeed in public away NSFW

Our financial crisis explained by Dogbert (fairly accurately might I add)

In your face

A little Christmas Cheer

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - EBONICS VERSION

Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway …..I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home
and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty..... "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

Teenage mutant ninja puppy

For more awesome, believe me this is a new level, pictures follow the link.

Creative Dog Grooming

Did someone paint a dancing Grateful Bear (I don't know why I capitalized that) on a poodle. They stole my idea for a well thought out ankle tattoo that never happened. **sigh of relief**

We are officially in Recession

Is this You?

World's most accurate pie chart

Palin loves France

Somehow, in their infinite wisdom, the McCain/Palin team missed the two men pretending to be from Sarkozy's camp calling to talk to Palin. Little did she know they were from a radio station. And she fell for it. Oh goodness...

Just because poop is funny

How about a site that weaves a little bit of philanthropy with good old fashioned poop jokes. I thought you would all agree, worthy of noble laureate status. Strangely this prophet of poop is quite the quirky writer. Enjoy the site.

Lazy Trick or Treaters

Wow, that’s a lot easier to use than all the appliance contraptions we got for wedding gifts

Infomercials are those special times that you watch your television and think, “Hey I could really use that!” A great infomercial transcends time and is just as good the first time you watch it as it is the 100th time. Enter the magic bullet. No not the JFK assassination theory, the wildly entertaining morsel of Americana will go down in history as one of the most sexually charged infomercials of its time ripe with 3 dimensional stereotypical characters that are sure to amaze and offend. The two stars of this show of many stars are coincidently not the presenters, but the ageing drunk Berman, and everybody’s favorite cigarette smoking hag Hazel.



Berman is the quintessential middle class drunk with razor sharp wit. We are introduced to Berman as he staggers into the kitchen clearly wearing the clothes that he wore the night before. Coincidently, or not this guy actually looks like Chris Berman from ESPN fame. We know that Berman is a drunk because the first thing our pal Mick offers him is a daiquiri, “How ‘bout a hair of the dog that bit ya’.” I love the ageing drunk and the comedy that goes along with his presence, the sluffing and disheveled look while becoming bright eyed at a sip of the booze nectar is classic. Berman solidifies a spot in the Test Phamily Infomercial hall of fame. Congratulations.


Hazel, oh Hazel. Your amazingly perpetual cigarette and strange resemblance to Kennedy of MTV fame have stolen my heart. I think that Hazel is quite possibly the most influential character ever to be involved in infomercials. Think about it, when you think of the bullet, you think of Hazel and her cigarette. The moment she shuffled into my life as she asked the uncomfortably chipper Mick and Mimi duo, “Did somebody say muffins?”, you stole my heart. Hazel, your ageing barfly image has cut your path into the coveted Test Phamily Infomercial hall of fame. Congratulations.

While the magic bullet is billed as the “personal versatile countertop magician” the real magic lies in the production of this timeless masterpiece. Swinger parties in middle class white suburbia will never be the same thanks the recipes that are possible with the magic bullet by just pressing for 1, 2, ***extended***3.

Here is a link to the full video if you so choose to enlighten yourself.



PART ONE


PART TWO

Is this where 2.0 will take us?

Careful on the Treadmill

Girl hits target but loses eye

Pet Costumes

In the spirit of Halloween, and animal cruelty, check out this link with photos of dressed up pets. I thought you Harry Potter nerds would like the one on the left.

This bridge engineer is a Dick