**BREAKING NEWS**

IBOC (International Beer Olympic Committee) met this weekend to hold talks about the progression of the Beer Olympics and unveil the site of the 2009 Games. The home of the interracial star crossed lovers Andy of the Eastern Seas and Heather of Antarctica has been chosen as the site of the 2009 Games. The directors of the committee then met at an undisclosed neutral location and attempted to hash out details of events that will be held and a general set of rules. New to the Games this year will be the presence of a website to reach out to our world community. The domain beerolympiad.com has been secured. More to follow. Enjoy yourself and hope to see you at the Games.